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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:36 pm 
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I say this every year, but has anyone asked for anything interesting for Christmas?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:11 pm 
I've asked for a quantumn matter inverter.

With it I hope to make the most wonderful cheese ont oast by firing said snack around a distant star and so cook it in the vacuum of space, before being fired back at me at the speed of light. Deadly snackfood #1!


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:13 pm 
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If ya can't sat something sensible then don't say nuffink at all. :wink:

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:20 pm 
Aren't you making the same mistake as others on this forum? Namely disregarding someone's idea on the grounds that it doesn't fit in with your own?

Tut tut mark. I'm very disappointed.


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You're right. I admit it. I'm wrong...... and I must be punished.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:28 pm 
Yes punished you will be.

Let us place your testicles in the Large Hadron Collider and fire each off in opposite directions.

Such is the price of hypocrisy...

oh no..wait! I've made the same mistake!


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:30 pm 
We've also bought ourselves two cookery books for christmas. One by Hugh 'I'll eat the decayed eyeballs of a pigeon' fearnley-wittingstall, and delias christmas book thing. Both half price! Go us!


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We'll both 'punish' ourselves with tons of alcohol in just over a week in that case. :D

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:35 pm 
I'm trying not to anticipate the consequences of that idea!

How about you Mark? Anything on your christmas list?


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DVDs mostly. All of them horrible.

Oh and a book on 80s 'Video Nasties'.

Tillie is going to surprise me apparently :shock:

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:39 pm 
Tillie is going to surprise you? I didn't know that Kate Winslet actually made a snuff movie. I thought I just dreamt it...repeatedly.
There's something quite becoming of you saying how all the dvd's will be 'horrible'. The transmutation of a base metal into something truly phantasmagoric is certainly taking place.


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Yey! An avatar of Saffy :D :D :D

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:55 pm 
Yet again she steals my limelight!


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oh yeah, you're it too. Didn't see you at first. :wink:

You look scary :shock:

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I want teef like Scrubbers for xmas now,please tell santa where to buy from someone!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:16 pm 
Pay off our mortgage and you can have them!
It's not called 'teef' Clare, it's called a dog. I know i'm being pedantic but being that kind of confusion can often make mealtimes troublesome.


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no, I want gnashers just like them teef in your gob!!!

hey, does your dog nkow theres prob a recipe for 'dog' in 1 of your new cookbooks...............??????

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:29 pm 
I think she'd attempt to eat a pie even if one of the ingredients in it was herself.


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Hairy pie even....>??????Yuk!

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Hairy pie even....>??????Yuk!


Behave - I bet you'd love it really! :wink:

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na,I like me manfat too much..................

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hairy pie :twisted:
try embryo I've heard its delicious ,and you getting younger...


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that and the umbilical cord go to the cosmetics industry to get rubbed into skin to keep it 'younger looking' hehehehehehehe!!!

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I know of another body product thats good for the skin .. and, full of protien so good to swallow too! Was probably Scubbers "gift" from the heavy-set man!


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