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 Post subject: Give us a punchline to a joke.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:35 pm 
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ONLY a punchline ..

Here's a starter :

And the other one said, I'm going as quack as I can!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Give us a punchline to a joke.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:40 pm 
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and the idea is to come up with the actual joke?

Such as: Two mallards were having sex, one yelled 'faster, faster'............

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You can do that but it wasn't the plan .. the actual joke was about 2 Irish Ducks flying in the sky and the one in front went : "Quack! Quack!"

It was my favourite joke as a 5 year old so no Mallard Bonking involved at all - was a close shot tho!

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My favourite joke as a kid was:

Why does Tigger Smell?

Because he'd been playing with Pooh!

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please dont give up your day jobs ;)

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a joke I still don't get after 5 years of been told it was 'there are two nuns in a shower, first one says 'where's the soap?' second one says 'it does doesn't it'




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