|DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT
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|Author:||AprilButterfly [ Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:03 pm ]|
|Post subject:||DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT|
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT
Wanda's dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman. Since she had
to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll
mail you a check.
Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!
I MUST STRESS TO YOU:
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment, he discovered the biggest,
meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog
just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name-calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Spike!'
See? Men just don't listen.
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