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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:22 am 
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... years.html

''Prahlad Jani is being held in isolation in a hospital in Ahmedabad, Gurjarat, where he is being closely monitored by India's defence research organization, who believe he may have a genuine quality which could help save lives.

He has now spent six days without food or water under strict observation and doctors say his body has not yet shown any adverse effects from hunger or dehydration.''

Wow,sounds good dunnit!!!!

''India's Defence Research Development Organisation, whose scientists develop drone aircraft, intercontinental ballistic missiles and new types of bombs. They believe Mr Prahlad could teach them to help soldiers survive longer without food, or disaster victims to hang on until help arrives.

"If his claims are verified, it will be a breakthrough in medical science," said Dr G Ilavazhagan, director of the Defence Institute of Physiology & Allied Sciences.

"We will be able to help save human lives during natural disasters, high altitude, sea journeys and other natural and human extremities. We can educate people about the survival techniques in adverse conditions with little food and water or nothing at all."

So far, Mr Prahlad appears to be standing up to scrutiny. He has not eaten or drunk any fluids in six days, and similarly has not passed urine or a stool in that time. He remains fit and healthy and shows no sign of lethargy.''

wow wow and wow......even better!!!!

''It is common in India for Jains and Hindus to fast, sometimes for up to eight days, without any adverse affects, as part of their religious worship. Most humans cannot survive without food for 50 days. The longest hunger strike recorded is 74 days.''

Ah fuck......so he's completely normal then actually......what a shitter hehehehe, I had high hopes for this one!!!!!Although I should not jump to conclusions, seems he's got another 42 days to do before he's over the 'most humans' marker..........hope he makes it!

''Doctors will continue observing him for 15 days''

Ah fuck, well that shits on that then dunnit,not even half way to the 'most humans' marker!!!!
Another remarkable offering from 'science' - wow......................

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That better Snaker,I've put my bits in bold to make them clearer

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best thing to be!!!!!!!!!!

I am too,lucky that is!!!!!!!!!

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