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Triplow's comments about Rob's books has spurred me on to start writing the book on 'Toilet Ghosts' that I've always been thinking of doing. At the moment the working title is 'Scared S**tless - The toilet ghost phenomenon'.

The UK is full of places with 'haunted toilets'. For some reason ghosts seem to gravitate towards them. The book will be a light hearted look at this phenomena. The reasons that people see so many ghosts in toilets, what could be causing the effect, witness statements and a guide to the top haunted bogs in the UK.

If anyone has any interesting theories that may help me, or if you know of anywhere with a haunted toilet feel free to PM me or post here.

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Maybe they haunt toilets more, cos they want you in a suitable place to shit yourself.

Or it could be down to environmental stresses, such as toilets are often the smallest rooms in the house and have poor lighting, with only small or now windows, therefore shaows etc seem creepier, it seems more claustrophobic and eerie.


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Yeh Bekki, that's the sort of stuff I want. Could running water be a factor? Are ghosts just pervs? etc.

Possible cover idea! :D


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doktor_phibes wrote:
Yeh Bekki, that's the sort of stuff I want. Could running water be a factor? Are ghosts just pervs? etc.

Possible cover idea! :D


Running water could affect sesnory input, and I supose it make you wanna pee, Then again, there are other sensory inputs too, such as poor lighting as I have mentioned, Fans, Air Con etc, and also dampness tends to be present more than likely in a bathroom, as well as condensation, which in turn makes temperature changes more likely.


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i don't have any theories mark but i think the books an excellent idea, very quirky! the cover idea is wicked too. it may be worth doing some research into how many people die in toilets etc.. if you think about it, when it comes to pubs, if someone was gonna knock someone off years ago, the bog would be the ideal place, instead of hitting someone with a piece of lead pipe in the bar.. might be worth looking into lol

the schooner is said to have a ghost in the bog, with over 60 spirits supposed to be there, guess who drew the short straw :lol:


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I have had many strange encounters in shitters but none of em ghosty......

the toilet that flushed itself..........by dynaphibes

i might b able to help u out with this mark, I have kiped in several public shitters about the counrty in my er....yoof!
northampton was fuckin horrid

cant think of any ghosty stuff tho in any...altho some shitters at sandy beaches or whatever its called not too far from sweetheart abbey scared the fuck outta me for no reason and I wasnt even kipping in em I was kipping outside of em.They were scary tho!

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Heee, hee thats brought back memories of a sixteen year old me, kipping in some public toilets in Exetor at about 10pm, trying to hide from the police, who were looking for me round the bus station, I thought Id well and truely got away and bided my time till it all went quiet at about 2am, then decided to take my chance and bugger off, only to find I was locked in.

So I had to sleep there, it was feckin freezing and the toilets stunk and the floor was wet. Then to make a bad situation worse, when the door was unlocked, I was poised to slip past an unsuspecting attendant and went to dart past as it opened, only to run straight into the arms of a copper laughing his back off, cos they'd had the door locked themselves, when they saw me dart in trying to hide.

There way of teaching me a lesson, and it fecking did, from then on, I never ran into a building to hide, I always aimed for fields or woods where I could lose em. the cunts


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Thanks for the suggestions and encouragement guys. Keep 'em coming.

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I dont know of any haunted shitters,didnt know there was a big thing bout em,interesting!!!!!!!

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There's bloody tons of 'em Claire and so far I can't find anyone who had really looked into them before. (That's the ghosts, not the actual shitters)

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really???
Excellent Mark get it done!!!!

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i will try find out wha i can for you mark, i think this bookwould make a good stocking filler for sure :)


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Thanks Trips. Maybe not a stocking filler this year, maybe next.

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How odd is that , my missus seen the old lady in our house 2 days ago in the bathroom,so i guess it's kinda a toilet thing. :shock: 8)

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ooo, is this the first time she has seen this lady in your house Wayne?
Tell me more.

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when u put bloody jorik down and look like your gonna give him u full attention he might Phibes hehehehehe!!!

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Glad you like Jorik. He sits on a shelf next to my computer. Not the most original name for a skull I'll grant you. I've never heard him scream yet though.

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he is constantly screaming u just cant hear him for all that bloody hair........

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Can we now expect photographs of steaming turds and you asking us whether or not we can see Elvis in them?? :shock:

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Well he is the worlds most famous toilet death.

"He ain't nothing but a brown log, stinking all the time"

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hehehehehehehe thats terrible hehehe!

actually if u want pivctures of shiyte from around the world my mates mate has a site with just that on so i've been told Mark...not sure of any ghosts but it u want shits to analyse then this might b the site for u hehehehehehe!!!

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fuckin hell.....u do wierd love talk hehehehehehehehe!!!!

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doktor_phibes wrote:
ooo, is this the first time she has seen this lady in your house Wayne?
Tell me more.

Here's the heads up so to speak.

3 nights ago the missus was coming out of the bedroom and onto the landing when she saw a lady in the bathroom who was a totally blue coloured energy.
This is the first time she has made her appearance know to the missus but she has felt her and been touched by here before now as well as the many times she has seen the cat.

Last night when i had the cameras set up and running i caught what is considered possibly a "Spirit Light" or large flash on the footage in the dining room.
Earlier The boy said he could see the cat sat in the cat basket so off i went to grab the camera which we got a couple of small orbs off on the living room floor,now i didn't see this but i could feel the energy coming off the cat and the change in temp of the surrounding area and i tracked it with the help of the boy across the floor until it dissapeared through the unit that has the fish tank sat on and through the wall into next doors house.
Later about 30 mins the cat reappeared in the dining room this time it had a dog with it a labrador black and tan in colour , now the boy went upto this dog and it allowed him to physically stroke it after it had raised it's paw up at him and he told me that it felt like fur on his palm and like his hand was being stroked or cobwebs on i didn't see this dog but we both heard it whine or make a noise which i hopefully caught on the camcorder i'm still checking.
it's not usual for us to have this amount of activity mid week this usually only happens on a friday and a sunday when i try to physically open up to spirit or do transmog in the mirror.
Below is a picture taken from last night and once i have gone over the footage from the camera if there is anything unusual or visible to report it will appear on my Youtube pages.

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This is the only picture from a whole set taken last night that has shadowing on it although there are many orb anomaly on the others as well.

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