I hate blogs so probably wont be sticking much in this section. I find the forum, rather than blogs, more fun because I can swear and spell things deliberatly incorrectly to my hearts content on there (yes, I know what your thinking and you may well be correct ! Actualy that makes me sound like a medium doesn't it, or a sensitive at least hehehe! I'm neither just for the record...! Unless your my dentist who can testify that yes my teeth are incredibly sensitive and that my pain threshold in her chair is almost parnormal in its lowness then I am absolutely not sensitive in the slightest, in fact I'm easy to spot by my rhino skin... I wouldnt think my dentist would be reading this, but just in case you are I love you my dentist!!!..... but then you know this already by how my mouth dries up when I see you and I freeze and my legs go to jelly.....ah the 'physical reality' joys of love eh?.....).
As the observant ones amongst you have probably noticed (those with short attention spans will be long gone so we can talk about those as being thick and stupid as much as we like with no comebacks, certainly not talk about them having common sense, a life, refined people who prefer to read things with content and sense oh no indeedy! You! The one... I mean ones still here, you are the special people the chosen ones that must mean that you have something really unique about you, something different that sets you apart from the rest slightly oh there I go again sounding like a medium hey its not hard is it maybe if I get stuck for a career change I'll bear that in mind!)!
Well you fine specimens of people, you know who you are ( thats my little oscar speech tribute) being observant 
you will have spotted that not only is that opening sentance to this paragraph nicked from a million other peopIe, but also that I ramble far to much to do anything useful in a blog so enjoy the benefit of these words of wisdom whilst you get the chance because they wont be on here often.....I am making a rare appearence because I have a little report from a ten year old girls experience of a 'Haunted house' in York. The house must definatly be haunted because its called 'Haunted'. Makes a nice change from the usual house names like Parkview, Meadowlea,Willgrace, Saucysusie.
Ok, that last ones a boat, I'm from the seaside I get confused with all these named things and some people do live on boats so I'm leaving it, its my top one from those four anyway! 'Haunteds' not bad either I suppose but I cant tell you my favourite name for a house as I'm not allowed to say it on here because the way four innocent letters are arranged in it might cause offence apparently...but its a goodie! When I buy my dream house you'll be able to spot where I live instantly just from its fantastic name. Not because you are psychic right lets just get you rid of any illusions you might just have started to harbour.....I have just decided that I am the mind reader round here, in fact I've just demonstrated it so we'll have no upstarts nicking my new career unless you live abroad. Understood?
I'm only calling the report 'little' because its from a ten year old girl. When I was ten I hated any reference to things by children as being 'little' and swore that if I made it to grownuphood that I would never be patronising in this way so heres to me as a snotty child ! The 'little' of the 'little report' is for 'little me' stick that on your fight and die principles and choke 'me years ago' hehehehe!Bless! 
Maybe I should have self harmed as a teenager and got it out of my system then but alas I didnt have the internet to show me how to do it in those days...
It was a week today exactly when the experience was er....experienced! To the exact hour in fact, it was just after 12 noon last tuesday when we entered...We should have been in on the striking of the bell but got sidetracked in the fudge shop..mmmmm......mocha fudge....mmmmm....Anyway, thats all you'll get off me in this blog section ,all that fudge talk has made me hungry so heres the report!It is all the original work of the author and written excatly as she hand wrote it. I was going to get her to type it on here but can't be bothered waiting, she'll not be impressed when she gets in from school and sees I've done it but cant complain beacuse its exactly as shes written it word for word. Well she will complain, shes a ten year old it seems to be a thing they all do but like leaves are pruned to make the plant flourish and prosper (Spock you have a lot to answer for) I'll threaten to shave her head if she doesnt give up wittering. Usually works...shes seen my hair so knows I mean it.
Haunted, Stonegate, York. A week ago today exactly. Weather : sunny enough to chase squirrels in the park in a t shirt. People: 2 grown ups 1 child, the author of the report
The child was asked to do a written account of her visit exactly as she experienced it , 
not just describe the rooms and the place but to go back through it and telll it from beginning to end as she experienced it. Without wanting to go into too much detail for those who've not been the house is an old house on Stonegate, Derek and the likes have been, its reputed to be haunted by several ghosts and it used to be the Psychic museum as well as other things.
At the moment, however it is now, nothing is set up deliberatly to scare like in the dungeons, some of the rooms are totally light, some are dimmer, one is pitch black. There are no manequinns, the house is pretty much done as a 'house ' with the exception of 1 or 2 rooms. You walk through each room listening to an audio which tells you things about the place and there are 'stories' about some of the rooms.
One of the adults present has interviewed at length the people who run the place and one of the things they said was that they deliberatly have nothing faked or rigged in any way at all and from having visited the place twice it really is just a walk through a house under the directions of the audio recording. What people take from it is exactly what they want to take from it.
Entrance: - ooooh this is gonna be great! I thought such an old spooky place its gonna be good! The woman warned me there are ghosts but all I wanted to do was go in as I open the door!
1st room - This is ok it seems quite haunted , oooh a radio! I sit on the sofa - I dont feeel anything? I go up to see the bones.
2nd room - Oh my god its very dark I dont like it at all I feel a person or ghost tug my hair I blame it on mam but shes on the opposite side of the room to me oh my god I dont like it get me out!
3rd room - Up the stairs I go, yuk! A damp, sweaty smell wafts around the room. Into the room, oh my god china dolls my worst fear oh my god this is so spooky! Oh my god my mam just put a hole in the floorboards. Out up the stairs again.
Room 4 - Oh my god the temperature has just dropped again oh a sofa argghhh its pitch black time to get out! I try to turn the door but its not opening I start to shout and scream then oh my god I turned the door the wrong way it opens easy now...
Room 5 - Oh I was shaking after that! We go upstairs into the empty bedroom theres an icy feeling I was sooo spooked out over the door I hid my head in my jumper but I didnt see or feel anything.
Room 6 - Down the stairs back into the smelly room and through another door aaarrrgghhhh masks all around me I started to cry I'd had enough I'd seen too much but I had to stay I couldnt miss it, masks grinning nastily all around me my other fear I have many fears you see all different masks oh my god I am so scared get me out get me out get me out!
Room 7 - The only safe room in the house the mirror room this room is spooky but not haunted thank god!
Room 8 - A stags or deers head this is nice this is the only safe room in the house I know it!!! I like it! Mam stop pulling my hair but shes on the other side of the room again.
Room 9 - Aaarrgghhh its pitch black oooh I feel so sick I feel so ill yet again I start to cry I feel tugging on my hair I feel dizzy and as I stare into the crystal ball I feel more sick.
Room 10 - The cellar its quite dark I dont feel so sick I'm glad its my last room aaarrrggghhh a doll get me out!!!
So there you have it - A ten year old a a haunted house! If I had gone round the house with a whinging child with no imagination wittering non stop they were bored and ghosts dont exist and the dungeon was loads 'cooler' I would have left it in the cellar. This ten year old was a pleasure to take..... but then I would say that because I'm mean hehehehehehee!!!!!